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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didnt drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

                    

   

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

 

The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find whos drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck.

 

Always do sober what you said youd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-Ernest Hemmingway

You cant be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-Frank Zappa

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I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds & fast cars. The rest I just wasted

George Best.

Created with Admarket's flickrSLiDR.I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow� -Tom T. Hall

Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

-Homer Simpson

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